These are the things I took away from Nintendos first UK presentation of its Wii home console: a Tim Henman-endorsed tennis racquet and ball, a pulled muscle in my left arm and an intense feeling of relief.

My review of the whole Wii thing is in the latest issue of icon. Well, not all. A bit of the Wii thing. Wii Sports, to be precise. Would have been good to go into Wario Ware in more detail, but hey.